Audi poem

From way back, das hat gerade jemand hier in einem der US AUDI Foren geposted:

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Twas the night before Christmas when all through the list

not a NAC post would appear, not even in the mist

The cars were all parked with the greatest of care

in the hopes the Audi gods would not even dare

when out in the driveway there rose such a clatter

I sprang from the bed, to see what was the matter

All at once I threw open the sash,

I pictured all my quattros, stolen in a flash!

when what to my wondering eyes should appear

but a Pearl Audi avant, with no tiny reindeer

the driver had speed and control in such good mix,

I knew in a moment, it must be an S-6

More rapid than any beemer he came

the turbo whistled, the engine roared just the same

Dual chrome exhaust tips tucked under the car's rear

from each a small wisp of steam did appear

and then in a twinkling I heard on the spire

the crunch of snow, under each studded tire

He went straight to the garage without turning off the car

and placed on a shelf eurolights, from a place quite afar

Leaving a heater core with care on the floor

he filled the parts bins then turned with a jerk,

and handed me a steak knife, with a cute little smirk

He sprang to his car which idled at wait

with a clack from the tranny the gears did mate

With a good throttle blip and a little clutch burn,

he induced oversteer, for a very quick turn

But I heard him exclaim, ere he roared around the bend,

Happy Quattroing to all and may luck be your friend!

Merry Christmas to you all!

Cheers!

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Ciao

Werner